Fund the Futility

Because disappointment doesn’t pay for itself.

Welcome to the only part of the website where optimism briefly appears, right before you crush it with the reality of infrastructure costs.

Kwowt.com runs on:

Too much free time
Moderate self-loathing
And €€ that I definitely shouldn’t be spending on this project

If you enjoy waking up to daily demotivation, or you simply want the site to continue existing so you can show your therapist, you can contribute financially to this noble(-ish) cause.

What your support pays for:

Hosting & infrastructure
Development time
Preventing the site from collapsing under its own existential weight

If, by some miracle, support ever exceeds costs, the remainder goes directly to a Belgian charity (transparently displayed each quarter).

Cost Breakdown

Because disappointing you isn't free. Here’s a breakdown of what it takes to keep this existential crisis online:

Domain name The cost of owning kwowt.com so no one else has to.

€16.34 _/year

Hosting Keeping the servers running so you can be miserable 24/7.

€15.67 _/month

AI costs Feeding the algorithms that generate your daily disappointment.

€1.63 _/month

Development time The countless hours spent perfecting this pointless project.

€50.00 _/hour

Note: Exchange rates and OpenAI usage can cause slight fluctuations in these numbers. But rest assured, it’s always more than I should be spending.

What Your Futility Funding Achieves

Not that you asked, but here’s the breakdown:

€1: Keeps the server alive for a few hours
€5: Pays for one day of existential despair delivery
€10: Covers OpenAI costs so the quotes can continue ruining mornings
€50: Helps recoup development time spent on this cursed art project
€100: Makes you the patron saint of hopelessness

Any excess support is forwarded each quarter to a local Belgian charity aligned to the theme of “life is a struggle, let’s help where it actually matters.”

Why Fund the Futility?

Because this site makes you laugh
Because someone else will also laugh
Because you admire projects that make absolutely no financial sense
Because supporting transparent, honest digital nonsense feels refreshing
Because somebody needs to fund the futility. Might as well be you.

Support the Futility

Coming soon

We’re putting the final touches on a simple, transparent way to fund this glorious exercise in futility.

Want to know when it goes live? Join Stay Uninspired and we’ll send a curt, joyless update.

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Thank you for supporting a website that strives, daily, to lower expectations worldwide.